Coco, in his own words:
1) If I die before my time, it won't be from drankin', but from runnin' around lookin' for something to drank!
2) I would say that works sucks, but sucking is good sometimes.
3) Don't make me take off my airrangs and high heals!
4) My love for Paul Wall knows no bounds!
5) I hate you with the fiery passion of ten million suns.
6) Meryl Streep doesn't have the range to play La Coco.
7) Actually, I like you a lot less than I let on.
8) You'll never see me eating flaccid French fries!
9) As far as I am concerned, I hope that fat nasty bitch is on a slow boat straight to Hell.
10) But I'm Filipino!
3 comments:
I see that Old Spice is out for my soul along with Emerald Nuts.
YES! Them nuts commercials are the devil!
My Heart Leaps Up
My heart leaps up when I behold
A rainbow in the sky:
So was it when my life began;
So is it now I am a man;
So be it when I shall grow old,
Or let me die!
The Child is father of the Man;
And I could wish my days to be
Bound each to each by natural piety.
~~~by Age Of Conan gold
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