Tuesday, October 23, 2007

True Friendship (Thanks, Ashley!)

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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard/bitch which made you sad.

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2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

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4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

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5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

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6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

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7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well. Again, I don't want whatever you have.

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8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask: "because you are my friend"!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.


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