JaySpice: "My cousin fed his Teddy Ruxpin a hamburger and flucked it up. He was talking all slow and shyt."
Coco LaRue: "I read this and almost choked to death on my ginger ale! WHY?!"
JaySpice: "You should have been there! I damn near died when Teddy cranked the slow boy while trying to read me a story. I was like, 'What the hell did you do!' He was like, 'He was hongray!'"