Waylon Murray loves me.
I can see it in his eyes.
David Beckham ain't got shit on Waylon.
Grope that ball, boy!
Again, grope that ball, boy.
Them thighs would look good smother in hot sauce.
Rugby has dirty terms like "scrum" and "hooker."
He'd look good on my shelf between Vin and Maven.
He keeps that backfield in motion.
He's mine, hoes.