Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Twenty Ways to Maintan a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow sown.

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2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

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3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

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4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " In."

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5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks; once everyone has overcome his caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

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6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For smuggling diamonds".

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7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

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8. Don't use any punctuation.

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9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

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10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

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11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

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12. Sing along at the opera.

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13. Go to a poetry slam and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

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14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

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15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because
you're not in the mood.

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16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.

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17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"

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18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

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19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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20. Get shitfaced everyday!

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2 comments:

CHIC NOIR said...

Funny as all get out. The one with the zoo would be harilous in actionj.

Coco LaRue said...

I have been trying to work that into conversation all week.