While enjoying yet another sick day, I was lurking at my favorish site, Crunk + Disorderly. I happened upon the following comment, courtesy of PMAO, which both destroyed my soul and hurt my spleen:
Is this a promo pic for the New Reality show on VH-1 - Teen Flavor of Love Teen Edition starring Brandon Jackson .
-1st and 2nd from left - Envee and Emerald: R. Kelly called he said he can give you a ride home from prom.
-3rd from left - Tranny: Eddie Murphy called he said he can give you a ride home from prom.
-4th from left - Deelishis: Bitches I am always in the middle. I have the train attached to the wrist like a queen. I am Diana,
and you all are back-up singers!!
-5th from left - Bluetooth: She is on the show to bolster her singing career. Sings a mean rendition of "Lean on Me, if you ain't skrong!"
-6th from left - Pillsberry: She shouldn't take Ashanti's hand me downs. There are probably traces of Irv Gotti and Nelly on that dress.
-7th from left - Stick: Why she doing a tittay check? Or are her tittays narcaleptic also. She's the Bootz of the crew.
Bang! Bang! In yo' ass!