Sunday, May 20, 2007
Oh, How Lucky That Kelly Baldwin Is!
Am I the only one who lusts after Joey Fatone?
He makes my nether regions boil with the heat of 10,000,000 volcanic rocks!
Sometimes, when we're alone, he does me like that.
I never had love for any of those other *NSYNC hoes; I've always been all about some Joey.
I'd advise you to back off, buddy-boy. The Phat-One is all fine and all mine!
Real men rock Garanimals!
Fuck what you heard, he's the one bringing sexy back!
There ain't but four letters on his mind: C-O-C-O. The rest of y'all faggots need to fall the fuck back.
It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you, Joey. And when we are apart, I feel it, too.
I got something for you to rent, papi!
That's the smile that lights up the night.
No, no, he's not husband material or anything, I just have to acknowledge a fine, talented hunk of manliness when I see one.