Coco, in his own words:
1) If I die before my time, it won't be from drankin', but from runnin' around lookin' for something to drank!
2) I would say that works sucks, but sucking is good sometimes.
3) Don't make me take off my airrangs and high heals!
4) My love for Paul Wall knows no bounds!
5) I hate you with the fiery passion of ten million suns.
6) Meryl Streep doesn't have the range to play La Coco.
7) Actually, I like you a lot less than I let on.
8) You'll never see me eating flaccid French fries!
9) As far as I am concerned, I hope that fat nasty bitch is on a slow boat straight to Hell.
10) But I'm Filipino!