10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW ...
... BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1) Elvis is dead.
2) Having your children curse you out in public is notnormal.
3) Jesus was not White.
4) Skinny does not equal sexy.
5) A five-year-old child is too big for a stroller.
6) 'NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7) Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8) An occasional ass-whooping helps a child stay in line.
9) Kissing your pet is not cute.
10) Rap music is here to stay.
10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW ...
... BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1) Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2) "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
3) Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4) Hickey's are unattractive.
5) Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6) Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a badfashion statement.
7) 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8) Jesus is not a name for your son.
9) Maria is a name -- but not for every other daughter.
10) Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass whooped (or theirs).
10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW ...
... BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1) Tupac is dead.
2) Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3) Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4) O.J. did it!!
5) Teeth should not be decorated.
6) Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7) Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8) RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9) Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10) Your pastor doesn't know everything!!