Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Celebrity Shit Club


The next installment of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club looks wack as hell.

Honestly, the only reason I watch is to see Dr. Ian Smith.

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He's so smart and sexy and scrumptious! I would gain two hundred pounds to be on there with him.

No, on second thought, maybe not. But I would still hit it, though.

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This season has Carnie Wilson (I guess the gastric bypass didn't take),

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Vincent Pastore
(this pussy doesn't want to be big anymore),

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Angie Stone
(she needs to get up off of here and drop an album),

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Nick Tuturro
(my favorite of the whole family),

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Erika Eleniak (she used to be hot shit),

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Bonecrusher
(I don't know who in the Hell this man is, but this is obviously the show he needs to be on),

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Tina Yothers
(she looks like Mallory than Jennifer now),

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and Ted Lange (where the fuck has this Negro been?).

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Damn. Couldn't they get some better fat celebrities? Or just some fatter ones? They need to cancel this shit.

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No, on second thought, maybe not. But I would still hit it, though.


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